Week 1 Picks

I figured the start of the season was tonight so I better get some week one picks in, so lets jump right to it.

Sunbury Bowl's Bashers v Boston Beagles

This could actually be a pretty intriguing match up. The Beagles have two top flight quarterbacks in Warner and Rodgers and their wide outs aren't terrible. However they face a team that is pretty damn tough once you look past the QBs. The WRs are four deep and Steven Jackson is a premier fantasy back, something the Beagles lack.

Winner: Sunbury Bowl's Bashers

Insano Flex v Da Ox Raw Dopeman - LEAST INTRIGUING MATCH UP

I can pretty much guarantee that Da Ox will come out of this week 1-0. They far and away out class Insano Flex at nearly every position. Insano Flex might have an advantage at TE, but that aint enough to win

Winner: Da Ox in a landslide

Who Dey? All Day! v Buddies Blankets

In a Magneton inter-conference battle, we see two of the less competent teams match up. Who Dey?'s line up is probably the worst in the league (see preseason power poll) and Buddies doesn't know how to pick up a free agent without immediately dropping him for another one. Still something about this match up makes me thinks the underdog will pull it out. I got Who Dey?

Winner: Who Dey? All Day! (I hate you so much Buddies)

The Fighting Otters v Montpelier Pink Baboonsies

This is a rather close match up in my undisputed opinion. The Otters are better overall at QB and RB, and close to equal at wide out. That being said, it's hard to pick against the defending champ in week one. While I think RoBry is balls as a human being, he can play some fantasy.

Winner: YOURTEAMNAMEISFUCKINGGAY

Maggie Roush v Kahle Bryant

It's two girls playing fantasy football... Hmmmm. Maggie got up from her chair and walked behind Kahle's chair, sliding her hands down Kahle's shirt and cupping the over stuffed breast that was still heaving from the tirade! "Let me help you relax, boss," offered Maggie! As many times as she had held them, Maggie was still mesmerized by the heft and firmness of such a large bust, and under her expert hand, the already hard nipples strained even harder to poke through the thin cloth..... Uhhhh. yeah. Fun stuff.

Winner: Kahle Bryant

Tiger DogCats v Touchdown My Pants - MOST INTRIGING MATCH UP

This is the closest match up of week one. Both teams QBs are mediocre but, the DogCats have above average RBs and solid WRs. While My Pants features one top 5 running back and a very good receiving group. I think the match ups make the difference in this game and My Pants seems to have better ones on paper, despite the fact that he has to start LJ against Baltimore.

Winner: Touchdown My Pants (im fucked)

So there are the week one picks. Sorry for the lack of activity on the blog. I just moved and have real things going on in my life. I'll try and get my questions typed up for the next interview this weekend and hopefully we can get going. As always if you would like to post anything hit me up and I can put it on here. Peace