With week two on the horizon I will look to continue my fantasy pick dominance. I was 5-1 last week and would have been 6-0 if Da OX Raw didn’t shit the bed and get absolutely pwned by Insano Flex. Just goes to show, you should never agree with Buddies on anything. Anyway… PICKS!
Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V The Drew Brees Show (Best Matchup)
Sibling rivalry at it’s best. Both teams come off of wins where they simply out classed their opponents. This is a really close match up. Both teams were carried to victory by outstanding performances by their #1 Qb’s. I could see this going either way but I am going to step out on a limb and say that Brees edges out this match up.
Winner: The Drew Brees Show… by a hair.
Boston Beagles V Tiger DogCats (Most Boring anything)
Tied for second in the Snorlax division, this is an important game for both of these 0-1 teams. Despite the inter-conference impact, this game just feels boring. Both teams are relatively inactive and had a rough go of it in week one. Beagles has the better QB’s but DogCats has a slight edge in the skill positions.
Winner: Boston Beagles
Da OX Raw Dopemen V New York Conspiracy
Don’t look know but despite losing last week to The Drew Brees Show the New York Conspiracy really put up solid numbers last week. They are facing the preseason darlings in the Da OX Raw Dopemen who let down the world last week. Still I on talent alone, I gotta go Dopemen.
Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen
Buddies' Blankets V Touchdown My Pants
Buddies will be trying to come off of an embarrassing loss to the last ranked team in the league, while Touchdown looks to continue it’s success. Having already won a trade this week (he got Carson Palmer, clearly the best QB in Santa Margarita Catholic High School history) Touchdown seems to have the advantage here. Still something doesn’t feel right. Buddies pulls the upset.
Winner: Buddies Blankets
Insano Flex V The Fighting Otters
Insano Flex had the most impressive win in the league last week and I see them continuing on that success against the Fighting Leftwich.
Winner: Insano Flex
Who Dey? All Day! V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers (Worst Matchup)
After a nice victory over Buddies last week, Who Dey meets a buzz saw in the number two ranked team in the league. The Bashers won over an inferior opponent last week and I see them doing it again this week.
Winner: Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers.
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I don't appreciate the attempt at a reverse jinx Jeff. That's practically cheating.
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