Week One Power Poll

From The Dopemen being butt fucked up and down the field by Insano Flex to the Baboonsies reestablising their greatness and the lowest ranked team pulling off an inter-conferance upset an Week One in the RFL has come to a close and it's time to update the power poll.

1. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies (2)

Well this is a familiar thing, huh? RoBry back on top. With a solid win over The Fighting Otters, Robry jumps back to the top of the league and doesn't look to have any weaknesses. Romo, MJD, and Roy Williams looks strong and the team looks to have room for improvement. Why do all of you worthless fuckers let him get away with this?

2. Sunbury Bowls Bashers (4)

The Bashers crushed the Beagles this week is an outcome that was completely expected. Led by Matt Ryan, Reggie Wayne and Santonio Holmes on offense they put up the third most points of any team this week. The number two spot is deserved.

3. Insano Flex (8)

Mad respect to this team as it jumps from eighth to third. They absolutely killed the preseason number one in the Dopemen and didn't even look back. Like a I said in my first power poll, this team has some elite players and when they are playing well Flex looks to be pretty tough.

4. The Drew Brees Show (7)

After a hot and heavy all female xxx battle with New York Conspiracy, the Drew Brees Show jumps up three spots to number four. They scored more than all but one team and they have the best QB in the game. Plus, they won the title in the female division. YAY!

5. Touchdown My Pants (6)

Without much fanfare or style this team just plain put up points last week. They beat the preseason number three team very handily and showed that with improvement from some key positions they can compete in this league.

6. Da Ox Raw Dopemen (1)

Ewww. You scored fewer points than any other team. You didn't start a defensive end, corner, or punter. Anthony Gonzalez is now hurt. I had great faith in you to be a top notch team in this league. You have not lived up to your end of the bargain. You're lucky to be ranked this high for making me look bad. Asshole.

7. Tiger Dog Cats (3)

The team looks nice on paper but they just didn't get it done on the field. I see better things coming for them in the future but LT is hurt, Heyward Bey looked bad, and the defense is pretty suspect. I see a middle of the pack team.

8. Who Dey? All Dey! (12)

Congrats! You beat Kevin in fantasy football. That's like beating Zach in a drinking contest. Still a nice win gets you a jump in the rankings. Keep it up Dunners.

9. The Fighting Otters (5)

How's Leftwich look now? Bitch.

10. New York Conspiracy (11)

Lost to another girl but put up some serious points. McNabb going down doesn't help you, and neither does being related to Kevin. I still think your team is pretty ok. You could bounce back and do some damage.

11. Boston Beagles. (10)

I pretty much knew this would happen. A team without an owner loses to one of the better owners in the league. Get involved, mix it up! Don’t let Kevin pass you!

12. Buddies Blankets (9)

I knew I was being generous when I ranked you number nine, but Rob was all like “dude, he has an ok team.” Man was he wrong. That being said you did score some points and will probably beat me this week because of all the shit I am talking. I might keep you here though. Just because you deserve it.


There’s the power poll. The picks for next week will probably come out on Friday or Saturday. I was 5-1 last week so pay attention and you’ll probably know if you are going to win or lose. I am still trying to get some questions together for Matt Redd. I suck at doing things though so whatever.