With nothing really truly noteworthy happening last week, I think I’ll just jump right into the picks and power poll.
Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V New York Conspiracy
The Baboonsies put an end to the Da Ox Raw Dopemen’s monumental run last week and they look to continue their luck against a team that has been pretty damn pathetic the last couple of weeks. Looks like whomever was managing the conspiracy decided to quit because they sat Chris Johnson last week. Way to make it tough for the opponent.
Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
Boston Beagles V The Drew Brees Show
Two 3-5 teams square off in a pretty interesting matchup of quarterbacks. The Brees Show obviously has Drew Brees who is probably the most valuable fantasy player at his position from week to week, while the Beagles feature Aaron Rodgers and the volatile Kurt Warner. I think the Beagles have the stronger supporting cast and The Brees Show was one of few teams this year to not surpass the 100 point mark last week. That’s bad.
Winner: Boston Beagles
Da OX Raw Dopemen V Buddies Blankets
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I’m pretty sure Buddies will be mathematically eliminated after this loss. He’s been eliminated to me for weeks prior.
Winner: Da Ox Raw Dopemen
Sunbury Bowl Bashers V Touchdown My Pants
This game is a tease. The only match up of the week featuring two winning teams, one would think that it looks to be a promising game. When one looks closer however it’s quite apparent that the Bashers outclass My Pants at nearly every position. This game should be one sided and the Bashers will continue their playoff run.
Winner: Sunbury Bowl Bashers
Tiger Dog Cats V The Fighting Otters
The Dogcats have the better record but that is very misleading. They are the only team in the league not to have scored 1000 points. They have allowed the least amount of points in the league as well but I don’t see them outscoring the Otters this week
Winner: The Fighting Otters
Who Dey? All Day! V Insano Flex
Insano Flex is getting killed by the Bye and their team has been struggling a bit in the last three weeks. Who Dey has a full roster of players and the advantage.
Winner: Who Dey? All Day!
POWER POLL
1. Sunbury Bowls Bashers
Best record in the league and the most well rounded team. This number one ranking has been earned.
2. Da Ox Raw Dopemen
I don’t really care that you lost last week, you can still score points in bunches and may be the most dangerous team in the league any given week.
3. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
You won, but you talked shit about last weeks post, you stay in the same spot… How’s that for credibility.
4. Boston Beagles
The Beagles are Hot Hot Hot. But they are winning pretty ugly.
5. Touchdown My Pants
Beat a down Drew Brees team. Really after the top three teams everyone is pretty mediocre.
6. Insano Flex
Peyton Manning is keeping your team afloat. Him and Peterson are all you got.
7. New York Conspiracy
4-4 somehow. I expect a big downswing.
8. Tiger Dogcats
You still need to score some fucking points.
9. Who Dey? All Dey!
I feel a bit better after last week. I don’t understand how you can possibly be carrying exactly zero bengals on your team. What a fucking insult.
10. The Drew Brees Show
It’s not looking good with the Saints liking the run a little bit more every week.
11. The Fighting Otters.
These Otters sure don’t seem to have much fight in them. I don’t know how you have three wins.
12. Buddies Blankets
I think I deserve an award for knowing that you suck from the very start of the season. I’m happy I play you again.
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That’s all I got. If anyone has any suggestions as to what I should right about, or if you have any contributions. Lemme know. Peace
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
And... We're Back
After a two week drinking binge err absence the RFL PG has returned to a league that is much different than where we left it. Touchdown My Pants is reeling. Da Ox Raw Dopemen have assumed the status of the greatest fantasy team ever assembled. And Buddies Blankets is the worst team in the league! Ok, so things haven’t changed that much, but it’s been an interesting two weeks and it will be reflected in the power poll. What I would like to do before we get to that however is handout the official A Little Bit After Halfway Through The Season Awards! Handed out in order to recognize greatness or mock failure, these awards will surely be on you’re teams mantel place at the end of the year.
BIGGEST SURPRISE TEAM - Boston Beagles
He’s very quietly putting together a playoff run in what looks to be the most competitive division in the league. While on paper his team is not that impressive (outside of the QB position) they just continue to get it done.
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT - The Fighting Otters/ Tigers Dogcats
The preseason number 5 in the power poll has done nothing at all this season. It’s getting kind of embarrassing. Plus, you were really slow in concrete football.
As for the DogCats; Yeah you’re 4-3 but you’ve done it by scoring the least points in the league BY FAR. Clearly you’ve just been lucky. I expect a down turn in the second half.
BEST IN SEASON TRADE - Buddies Blankets
Ronnie Brown, Chad Ochocinco, Matt Hasselbeck, and Chansi Stuckey for Delhome, Cotchery, Manningham, Jackson
SURPRISE! Buddies actually did something right in the absolute raping he put on Matt Redd by taking Ronnie Brown, Chad Ochocinco, Matt Hasselbeck, and Chansi Stuckey in exchange for basically nothing. The results clearly haven’t shown up in the standings as Buddies is 1-6, but he got two top players at their positions and a top 15-20 QB.
WORST IN SEASON TRADE - Touchdown My Pants
Andre Johnson for Cedric Benson, Braylon Edwards, and Nate Washington
Matt Redd’s role in the trade above was absolutely god awful but in terms of teams that have been most negatively affected by their trades this one ranks highest. In trading the best reciever in the league for one top of the line player and two wannabes the Pants are really hurting. They may have traded their way out of the playoffs…. FUCK!
THE ONE MAN TEAM AWARD - The Drew Brees Show
If Brees is on bye, or the Saints decide to run the ball… Forget about it. If Brees is on? God Damn, look out.
THE “THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE” AWARD - Da Ox Raw Dope Men and Sunbury Bowls Bashers
These teams both had their rocky starts but as the football season has reached full speed they are both hitting their stride and are my favorites to face each other in the championship.
WITH THE FIRST PICK IN THE 2010 DRAFT - Buddies Blankets
What more need be said?
POWER POLL
I’m just going to do an abbreviated power poll tonight I think, so here goes,
1. Da Ox Raw Dopemen
Holy Shit!
2. Sunbury Bowls Bashers
Andre Johnson, huh? He’s pretty good isn’t he?
3. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
You’re pretty close to sucking badly. Get it together
4. Boston Beagles
Three wins in a row. Nice.
5. Touchdown My Pants
Two BAD losses in a row. Shitty
6. New York Conspiracy
Meh, 4-3 is good but what else is there?
7. The Drew Brees Show
Drew is sexy.
8. Tiger Dogcats
Score some points!
9. Who Dey? All Dey!
You’re close on my tail and will probably catch me. Asshole
10. Insano Flex
3-4 and losers of two in a row
11. The Fighting Otters.
What’s funny is I didn’t have to change this from last time.
12. Buddies Blankets
See #11
Ok, I’ve had enough for today. If you guys can think of any other awards you’d like to hand out, feel free. Time to go hit some beers and hand out some candy.
BIGGEST SURPRISE TEAM - Boston Beagles
He’s very quietly putting together a playoff run in what looks to be the most competitive division in the league. While on paper his team is not that impressive (outside of the QB position) they just continue to get it done.
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT - The Fighting Otters/ Tigers Dogcats
The preseason number 5 in the power poll has done nothing at all this season. It’s getting kind of embarrassing. Plus, you were really slow in concrete football.
As for the DogCats; Yeah you’re 4-3 but you’ve done it by scoring the least points in the league BY FAR. Clearly you’ve just been lucky. I expect a down turn in the second half.
BEST IN SEASON TRADE - Buddies Blankets
Ronnie Brown, Chad Ochocinco, Matt Hasselbeck, and Chansi Stuckey for Delhome, Cotchery, Manningham, Jackson
SURPRISE! Buddies actually did something right in the absolute raping he put on Matt Redd by taking Ronnie Brown, Chad Ochocinco, Matt Hasselbeck, and Chansi Stuckey in exchange for basically nothing. The results clearly haven’t shown up in the standings as Buddies is 1-6, but he got two top players at their positions and a top 15-20 QB.
WORST IN SEASON TRADE - Touchdown My Pants
Andre Johnson for Cedric Benson, Braylon Edwards, and Nate Washington
Matt Redd’s role in the trade above was absolutely god awful but in terms of teams that have been most negatively affected by their trades this one ranks highest. In trading the best reciever in the league for one top of the line player and two wannabes the Pants are really hurting. They may have traded their way out of the playoffs…. FUCK!
THE ONE MAN TEAM AWARD - The Drew Brees Show
If Brees is on bye, or the Saints decide to run the ball… Forget about it. If Brees is on? God Damn, look out.
THE “THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE” AWARD - Da Ox Raw Dope Men and Sunbury Bowls Bashers
These teams both had their rocky starts but as the football season has reached full speed they are both hitting their stride and are my favorites to face each other in the championship.
WITH THE FIRST PICK IN THE 2010 DRAFT - Buddies Blankets
What more need be said?
POWER POLL
I’m just going to do an abbreviated power poll tonight I think, so here goes,
1. Da Ox Raw Dopemen
Holy Shit!
2. Sunbury Bowls Bashers
Andre Johnson, huh? He’s pretty good isn’t he?
3. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
You’re pretty close to sucking badly. Get it together
4. Boston Beagles
Three wins in a row. Nice.
5. Touchdown My Pants
Two BAD losses in a row. Shitty
6. New York Conspiracy
Meh, 4-3 is good but what else is there?
7. The Drew Brees Show
Drew is sexy.
8. Tiger Dogcats
Score some points!
9. Who Dey? All Dey!
You’re close on my tail and will probably catch me. Asshole
10. Insano Flex
3-4 and losers of two in a row
11. The Fighting Otters.
What’s funny is I didn’t have to change this from last time.
12. Buddies Blankets
See #11
Ok, I’ve had enough for today. If you guys can think of any other awards you’d like to hand out, feel free. Time to go hit some beers and hand out some candy.
Friday, October 9, 2009
The King has fallen!!!
This past week of the RoBry Football League wasn’t just the end of another week of fantasy football but rather the ending of an era. The great and tremendously feared Rob Bryant went through a week of fantasy sports that he hasn’t seen in quite some time. First, he fell violently in the championship round of The Real League Fantasy Baseball league. His team of misfits and failures finally played to their true level and he was soundly defeated. Secondly, Mr. Baboonsies was absolutely lambasted in last weeks football game by none other than the surprising Touchdown My Pants. The game was so out of control that RoBry was basically assured of defeat before the night game on Sunday.
What we can all hope is that this s the beginning of a trend rather than an aberration. See the Pink Baboonsies in a position of utter defeat is not only good for the team that they are playing but it is good for the league. It makes me believe in fairness, America, and God.
Picks:
New York Conspiracy V Touchdown My Pants
Maybe the match up of the year so far. The two highest scoring teams in the league and the teams ranked number one and two per the ESPN rankings. Both teams suffer from a few bye week issues. The Pants are missing Pierre Thomas, Vincent Jackson, and Antonio Gates. While NYC is missing out on Greg Jennings and a Kicker. I don’t think this game in doubt. New York by quite a bit.
Winner: New York Conspiracy
Buddies Blankets V Insano Flex
BUDDIES WON A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They lose to Insano Flex big. Back to the losing ways. Chad Ochocinco was a good move though. Not trading Ray Rice to me. BAD!
Winner: Insano Flex
Boston Beagles V Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
Good rebound game for the Baboonsies. The Beagles only have one win under their belt and have under performed pretty much every week. Baboonsies.
Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
Da OX Raw Dopemen V Who Dey? All Day!
Who Dey is coming off of a bad beat where Jason Campbell fumbled the first play of the day and put them in a hole they couldn’t overcome. The Dopemen have now won two in a row and are starting to look like the team that we thought they would be from the start. Who dey is one of 4 teams not to score 600 points.
Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen
The Drew Brees Show V Tiger Dog Cats
The Brees Show started out the year really well hit a bump in the road but came back last week. The DogCats seem to be hitting their stride. Still I can’t hate on Brees, he runs shit.
Winner: The Drew Brees Show
The Fighting Otters V Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers
Nick Frazier’s weekly embarrassment takes the field against a team that has disappointed the last two weeks. This game has all the makings of terribleness. I’m going to go ahead and Jinx the Otters. Maybe Sunbury Bowls will show up this week.
Winner: The Fighting Otters
Week 5 Power Poll
1. New York Conspiracy
A girl in the top spot?!?!??! Eww. Well, it’s likely to stay that way for the time being. Her team is seemingly for real.
2. Da OX Raw Dopemen
Yeah, he’s 2-2 but he’s scored an impressive amount of points and it looking like the team we though he would be. Should get another win this week.
3. Touchdown My Pants
A win over the reigning champion and a jump in the rankings. A tough bit of the season ahead and a suddenly potent looking division should keep them on their toes.
4. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
He lost badly last week but he still has history on his side. Should rebound nicely and continue to run his division.
5. The Drew Brees Show
Like New York, a quality team with a woman at the helm. The mind boggles. Drew Brees can win games by himself most weeks. He never hurts.
6. Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers
Get it together asshole. Stop losing to jokes when I pick you.
7. Insano Flex
Still don’t know what to think of this team. When they play well, they play really well. When they don’t, they really fucking don’t.
8. Tiger Dogcats
Talent is starting to overcome this team. They are not looking too bad. They maybe able to surprise their way into the playoffs.
9. Who Dey? All Day!
After an absolutely pathetic trade to rid themselves of Ocho Cinco this team is without talent. It makes me absolutely sick. Blaugh.
10. Boston Beagles
1-3 and can’t score that much. A below average team. They are who we thought they were.
11. The Fighting Otters.
With Leftwich gone this team as no leader, no top scorer, and no hope.
12. Buddies Blankets
He won but I don’t believe. Buddies continues to be a joke of a franchise. I want to see you crushed every week for my own personal satisfaction and so I can justify keeping you in this spot. Matt Redd is going to make it hard though.
Friday, October 2, 2009
The Leftwich Era of greatness is over!
It took a mere three weeks for the NFL to show Nick Frazier how stupid he was for taking Leftwich in the first non-keeper round of the RoBry League Draft. Alas he did not throw for 10,000 yard or 1,000,000 touchdowns. As a matter of fact he was so brutal that he went from being the starter to being the third string Qb on his team. Mr. Frazier, your failure at drafting has lead me to create a new award in your honor. I call it the “Frazier-Leftwich Award for Fucking Moronic Fantasy Football Moves” or BUDDIES for short. You truly have shown that you are worthless. 
On to the picks and power poll.
Week 3 Picks
Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V Touchdown My Pants
An interesting match up has the number one ranked teams from the Mewtwo and Magneton divisions squaring off. While Touchdown is projected to win by nearly 40 points and has a slight edge over the Baboons in overall scoring, Montpelier is 3-0 and has shown no signs of slowing down.
Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
Tiger Dog Cats V Who Dey? All Day!
Two teams coming off of surprising and impressive wins. The Dog Cats had been woeful in the two prior weeks however, while Who Dey had been average. Advantage Who Dey.
Winner: Who Dey? All Day!
Insano Flex V The Drew Brees Show
These two can really put up some points when all is going well, yet they are bothing coming off of pretty bad beats from a week ago. The Drew Brees Show lost to the terrible Otters though and only put up 112 points.
Winner: Insano Flex
Da OX Raw Dopemen V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers
Well so much for Sunbury rolling in last weeks game. The got a loss handed to them by the Tiger Dogcats, a terrible team. Meanwhile Da OX was busying hanging 171 on the board behind the arm of Matt Schaub. Schaub plays a week Oakland team this week so I got the Dopemen
Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen
The Fighting Otters V New York Conspiracy
NYC continues to put up points while The Fighting Otters don’t. The Otters are feeling good after last weeks loss and the fact that they no longer feature a Leftwich based offense but I don’t think they are a match for NYC, even if she only starts 14 players.
Winner: New York Conspiracy
Buddies Blankets V Boston Beagles
The battle of the B’s is set to be one of the least enjoyable games of the week. Boston has won a game this season which is more than you can say for Buddies.
Winner: Boston Beagles
POWER POLL
Here’s a quick one because I am tired, sick and don’t feel like being at a computer any longer.
1. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
2. Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers
3. New York Conspiracy
4. Insano Flex
5. Da Ox Raw Dopemen
6. Who Dey? All Day!
7. Touchdown My Pants
8. The Drew Brees Show
9. The Fighting Otters
10. Tiger Dogcats
11. Boston Beagles
12. Buddies Blankets
On to the picks and power poll.
Week 3 Picks
Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V Touchdown My Pants
An interesting match up has the number one ranked teams from the Mewtwo and Magneton divisions squaring off. While Touchdown is projected to win by nearly 40 points and has a slight edge over the Baboons in overall scoring, Montpelier is 3-0 and has shown no signs of slowing down.
Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
Tiger Dog Cats V Who Dey? All Day!
Two teams coming off of surprising and impressive wins. The Dog Cats had been woeful in the two prior weeks however, while Who Dey had been average. Advantage Who Dey.
Winner: Who Dey? All Day!
Insano Flex V The Drew Brees Show
These two can really put up some points when all is going well, yet they are bothing coming off of pretty bad beats from a week ago. The Drew Brees Show lost to the terrible Otters though and only put up 112 points.
Winner: Insano Flex
Da OX Raw Dopemen V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers
Well so much for Sunbury rolling in last weeks game. The got a loss handed to them by the Tiger Dogcats, a terrible team. Meanwhile Da OX was busying hanging 171 on the board behind the arm of Matt Schaub. Schaub plays a week Oakland team this week so I got the Dopemen
Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen
The Fighting Otters V New York Conspiracy
NYC continues to put up points while The Fighting Otters don’t. The Otters are feeling good after last weeks loss and the fact that they no longer feature a Leftwich based offense but I don’t think they are a match for NYC, even if she only starts 14 players.
Winner: New York Conspiracy
Buddies Blankets V Boston Beagles
The battle of the B’s is set to be one of the least enjoyable games of the week. Boston has won a game this season which is more than you can say for Buddies.
Winner: Boston Beagles
POWER POLL
Here’s a quick one because I am tired, sick and don’t feel like being at a computer any longer.
1. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
2. Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers
3. New York Conspiracy
4. Insano Flex
5. Da Ox Raw Dopemen
6. Who Dey? All Day!
7. Touchdown My Pants
8. The Drew Brees Show
9. The Fighting Otters
10. Tiger Dogcats
11. Boston Beagles
12. Buddies Blankets
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Week 3 Picks
I almost forgot to make the picks. Here they are. Sorry I did them in a hurry. Peace
Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V Buddies Blankets
Buddies has out scored Robry but he’s also terrible.
Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
Da OX Raw Dopemen V Boston Beagles
The is the week Da Ox Raw finally gets a notch in the winning column. The Beagles are weak but coming off a win. Still, This shouldn’t be close.
Winner: Da Ox Raw Dopemen
Who Dey? All Day! V Touchdown My Pants
WDAD is coming off a brutal loss to Sunbury Bowls Bashers and is now 1-1. Touchdown hasn’t really played anyone but has put up some impressive numbers in the first two weeks. I would like Who Dey better if he kept Steve Smith instead of trading him for garbage.
Winner: Touchdown My Pants
Tiger Dogcats V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers
For the third week in a row Sunbury will face a terrible team. This might be the worst team in the league so the bashers should roll.
Winner: Sunbury Bowl's Bashers
Insano Flex V New York Conspiracy
Insano Flex has been perfect thus far and I don’t see that changing against NYC. If Chris Johnson goes off again it could be closer than some people think, however.
Winner: Insano Flex
The Drew Brees Show V The Fighting Otters
The Drew Brees show is coming off a tough loss to their sibling last week. They score points with the best of them however and face an unimpressive 0-2 Otters team. I like the Brees Show to get back to their winning ways.
Winner: The Drew Brees Show
Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V Buddies Blankets
Buddies has out scored Robry but he’s also terrible.
Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
Da OX Raw Dopemen V Boston Beagles
The is the week Da Ox Raw finally gets a notch in the winning column. The Beagles are weak but coming off a win. Still, This shouldn’t be close.
Winner: Da Ox Raw Dopemen
Who Dey? All Day! V Touchdown My Pants
WDAD is coming off a brutal loss to Sunbury Bowls Bashers and is now 1-1. Touchdown hasn’t really played anyone but has put up some impressive numbers in the first two weeks. I would like Who Dey better if he kept Steve Smith instead of trading him for garbage.
Winner: Touchdown My Pants
Tiger Dogcats V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers
For the third week in a row Sunbury will face a terrible team. This might be the worst team in the league so the bashers should roll.
Winner: Sunbury Bowl's Bashers
Insano Flex V New York Conspiracy
Insano Flex has been perfect thus far and I don’t see that changing against NYC. If Chris Johnson goes off again it could be closer than some people think, however.
Winner: Insano Flex
The Drew Brees Show V The Fighting Otters
The Drew Brees show is coming off a tough loss to their sibling last week. They score points with the best of them however and face an unimpressive 0-2 Otters team. I like the Brees Show to get back to their winning ways.
Winner: The Drew Brees Show
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Matt Redd and Power Poll Week 2
Interview number two with this weeks guest, Matt Redd. If you would like to do an interview let me know and I can get some questions to you...
1. You were picked last in the preseason polls. How did that make you feel?
I don’t necessarily feel like that was right for you to think. I actually have a plan, and my players aren’t even bad. 3 of my WR’s are solid (Chad Ochocinco, Hines Ward, and Desean Jackson), I really like Ronnie Brown, and Mark Sanchez is proving he can win games and put up points (by throwing to my TE Dustin Keller). I don’t think that I am going to win this year, but I think I can be in the playoff hunt and certainly have a team for the future.
2. You have the same amount of Bengals (1) as you do Steelers on your team. Are you gay?
I am not gay, and it certainly isn’t my fault that I couldn’t get all the Bengals. Also, Hines Ward is solid, and with the weak schedule that the Steelers play, he is certainly worth having on my team (He averages over 1 touchdown a game vs. the Bengals and Browns)
3. What do you think of the league this year? Who are your favorites to win and who are the teams you think suck?
I really like the direction the league went in. I like the fact there are 4 divisions of 3 teams (12 teams is perfect for our setup). As far as my favorites go, it is hard to go against RoBry in the Mewtwo division and Bowl in the Smilax division. The other divisions are harder to predict, but I would go with Flex in the Jigglypuff division (seeing as how he has a 2 game lead over Connor), and honestly, I would have to go with the winner of Me and You in week 3 to win the Magneton division. Winning it all, I would have to go with Bowl this year. His team has it all!
4. Your team is ridiculously untalented outside of OchoCinco. How do you plan on compensating for that?
As I already answered a tad in question 1, I don’t think that my team is as untalented as everyone thinks they are. I have shown that the people I picked can score points and win games at the same time. My players have overall weak schedules, and that is why I picked them. And as Buddies knows, Peppers is good enough to win games by himself.
5. How much do you hate Buddies Blankets.
I don’t hate Buddies Blankets as much as I lead on. I just believe that you shouldn’t talk so much shit that you can’t back up. He already said he was going to win our division, but yet he is 0-2 and lost to both of us. Not going to happen this year Buddies, or any year for that matter the way you are going.
6. Laynce Nix and Adam Dunn walk into a bar and start drinking shots of Old Crow. Who passes out first?
I really think that it’s hard to bet against Adam Dunn. That man is all that is man, and there is no way he is going to lose any contest that involves drinking.
7. I see you have DT Jason Jones on your bench. Please describe the advantages of having a DT on your bench and explain how you had enough brain power to make it out of the third grade.
First of all, I barely made it out of the 3rd grade, and I don’t feel like I am alone by saying that. Second, the only reason I have Jason Jones and Seymour on my team was because Seymour didn’t report yet. I don’t have Jones on my team anymore because he did show up. You just looked at my team at the wrong time.
8. Mark Sanchez had a very nice start to his career. What do you see out of him this season?
Mark Sanchez has shone that he can get it done in the NFL. It certainly helps that his D gets it done on a regular basis too. He gets good field position and knows how to get to the end zone. I wanted to take him to have a QB for the future, and I got the job done there. He is going to have a great year, and should be a lock for Rookie of the Year.
9. It has been said (by your girlfriend) that you have Tig Ole Bittys. Explain.
It’s all about drinking all the time. That is mostly what it’s all about. Liquid Dope and constant Coors will do that to a man.
10. Multiple choice question. We are at a party. RoBry falls asleep at?
A. 5:30am
B. 3:00am
C. 11:00pm
D. Before anyone has even started drinking
I would have to certainly go with D on this one, and there isn’t anyone out there that would disagree. The Silverdome still doesn’t know what hit it, and it was one of the best nights that Rob ever slept through. My only problem with that was that I couldn’t find that damn White Castle.
11. Where do you finish in the league this year?
Honestly, I can see myself winning the division. I would give myself a 45% chance of winning it, giving you a 50% chance, and giving Buddies a 5% chance. If I don’t win the division, I see myself losing a tiebreaker to be just short of the playoffs just like last year. I won’t win it all, but I think my team is going in the right direction.
POWERPOLL WEEK 3
1. Sunbury Bowls Bashers (2)
After the week two battery of games Sunbury makes the jump from 2nd to 1st in the league. He’s had the two most consistent wins of any of the 2-0 teams and while the Bashers really haven’t played anyone they have put up points in bunches.
2. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies (1)
This team gets knocked down a spot in the power poll this week because of the unimpressive nature of their victories. Yes, they are 2-0 but they have put up only 300 points in those two wins. That’s good for 9th in the league and behind Buddies, gross. Oh, and Tony Romo just threw another interception.
3. Insano Flex (3)
Flex is starting to look like the real deal. They have scored the most points in the league and start four elite players. Trent Edwards has been money thus far. There are still questions with this team however and it wouldn’t surprise me to see them lay a dud every few weeks.
4. Touchdown My Pants (5)
This team has had a easy start to the season facing the Dogcats and the Buddies in back to back weeks. Luckily it stays relatively easy in week three with Who Dey? The addition of Carson Palmer could be a master stroke if he plays like he did last week for the whole year… except for the pick 6. They should be the favorites in the Magneton division.
5. The Drew Brees Show (4)
It’s starting to be seen that if a team has Drew Brees you can’t rank them very low. He puts up tons of points. While she lost to the then number one team in the league (and her brother) she still scored points kept it close until the end.
6. New York Conspiracy (10)
She had a hard luck loss in week one but pulled out a nice win in week two over the talented but seemingly lost OX Raw Dopemen. Personally, I think it’s bullshit that she got help from the commissioners last week just because she doesn’t have a computer. I know RoBry or Bowl wouldn’t give me a replacement for my starting QB if he was available and I was playing them. Whatever, she would have won anyway.
7. Da OX Raw Dopemen (6)
A loss to NYC isn’t too bad, she’s 4th in points scored! Right? Right?!?!?!
8. The Fighting Otters (9)
If you had drafted Dallas Clark over Byron Leftwich you would have won this week. Still I’m not real down on you because you scored some points. You could upset a team or two.
9. Who Dey? All Dey! (8)
WDAD ran into a buzz saw last week in Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers. They got trounced. The subject of this weeks Q&A thinks his team is pretty solid, but a bad loss is a bad loss. Gotta drop you a spot.
10. Boston Beagles (11)
Yeah, you won over a bad Dogcats team, but you still don’t score many points and that’s not a recipe for winning fantasy football.
11. Tiger Dogcats (10)
Yuck. 212 points in two weeks. Sickening. At least you’re not last.
12. Buddies Blankets (12)
Like the Sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Like the tides come up to the beach and recede back down to the depths. Like RoBry and Connor Miller scramble from their mothers basements to pick up players at 3am on a Tuesday morning; Buddies remains in last. I almost feel sorry for him… almost.
1. You were picked last in the preseason polls. How did that make you feel?
I don’t necessarily feel like that was right for you to think. I actually have a plan, and my players aren’t even bad. 3 of my WR’s are solid (Chad Ochocinco, Hines Ward, and Desean Jackson), I really like Ronnie Brown, and Mark Sanchez is proving he can win games and put up points (by throwing to my TE Dustin Keller). I don’t think that I am going to win this year, but I think I can be in the playoff hunt and certainly have a team for the future.
2. You have the same amount of Bengals (1) as you do Steelers on your team. Are you gay?
I am not gay, and it certainly isn’t my fault that I couldn’t get all the Bengals. Also, Hines Ward is solid, and with the weak schedule that the Steelers play, he is certainly worth having on my team (He averages over 1 touchdown a game vs. the Bengals and Browns)
3. What do you think of the league this year? Who are your favorites to win and who are the teams you think suck?
I really like the direction the league went in. I like the fact there are 4 divisions of 3 teams (12 teams is perfect for our setup). As far as my favorites go, it is hard to go against RoBry in the Mewtwo division and Bowl in the Smilax division. The other divisions are harder to predict, but I would go with Flex in the Jigglypuff division (seeing as how he has a 2 game lead over Connor), and honestly, I would have to go with the winner of Me and You in week 3 to win the Magneton division. Winning it all, I would have to go with Bowl this year. His team has it all!
4. Your team is ridiculously untalented outside of OchoCinco. How do you plan on compensating for that?
As I already answered a tad in question 1, I don’t think that my team is as untalented as everyone thinks they are. I have shown that the people I picked can score points and win games at the same time. My players have overall weak schedules, and that is why I picked them. And as Buddies knows, Peppers is good enough to win games by himself.
5. How much do you hate Buddies Blankets.
I don’t hate Buddies Blankets as much as I lead on. I just believe that you shouldn’t talk so much shit that you can’t back up. He already said he was going to win our division, but yet he is 0-2 and lost to both of us. Not going to happen this year Buddies, or any year for that matter the way you are going.
6. Laynce Nix and Adam Dunn walk into a bar and start drinking shots of Old Crow. Who passes out first?
I really think that it’s hard to bet against Adam Dunn. That man is all that is man, and there is no way he is going to lose any contest that involves drinking.
7. I see you have DT Jason Jones on your bench. Please describe the advantages of having a DT on your bench and explain how you had enough brain power to make it out of the third grade.
First of all, I barely made it out of the 3rd grade, and I don’t feel like I am alone by saying that. Second, the only reason I have Jason Jones and Seymour on my team was because Seymour didn’t report yet. I don’t have Jones on my team anymore because he did show up. You just looked at my team at the wrong time.
8. Mark Sanchez had a very nice start to his career. What do you see out of him this season?
Mark Sanchez has shone that he can get it done in the NFL. It certainly helps that his D gets it done on a regular basis too. He gets good field position and knows how to get to the end zone. I wanted to take him to have a QB for the future, and I got the job done there. He is going to have a great year, and should be a lock for Rookie of the Year.
9. It has been said (by your girlfriend) that you have Tig Ole Bittys. Explain.
It’s all about drinking all the time. That is mostly what it’s all about. Liquid Dope and constant Coors will do that to a man.
10. Multiple choice question. We are at a party. RoBry falls asleep at?
A. 5:30am
B. 3:00am
C. 11:00pm
D. Before anyone has even started drinking
I would have to certainly go with D on this one, and there isn’t anyone out there that would disagree. The Silverdome still doesn’t know what hit it, and it was one of the best nights that Rob ever slept through. My only problem with that was that I couldn’t find that damn White Castle.
11. Where do you finish in the league this year?
Honestly, I can see myself winning the division. I would give myself a 45% chance of winning it, giving you a 50% chance, and giving Buddies a 5% chance. If I don’t win the division, I see myself losing a tiebreaker to be just short of the playoffs just like last year. I won’t win it all, but I think my team is going in the right direction.
POWERPOLL WEEK 3
1. Sunbury Bowls Bashers (2)
After the week two battery of games Sunbury makes the jump from 2nd to 1st in the league. He’s had the two most consistent wins of any of the 2-0 teams and while the Bashers really haven’t played anyone they have put up points in bunches.
2. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies (1)
This team gets knocked down a spot in the power poll this week because of the unimpressive nature of their victories. Yes, they are 2-0 but they have put up only 300 points in those two wins. That’s good for 9th in the league and behind Buddies, gross. Oh, and Tony Romo just threw another interception.
3. Insano Flex (3)
Flex is starting to look like the real deal. They have scored the most points in the league and start four elite players. Trent Edwards has been money thus far. There are still questions with this team however and it wouldn’t surprise me to see them lay a dud every few weeks.
4. Touchdown My Pants (5)
This team has had a easy start to the season facing the Dogcats and the Buddies in back to back weeks. Luckily it stays relatively easy in week three with Who Dey? The addition of Carson Palmer could be a master stroke if he plays like he did last week for the whole year… except for the pick 6. They should be the favorites in the Magneton division.
5. The Drew Brees Show (4)
It’s starting to be seen that if a team has Drew Brees you can’t rank them very low. He puts up tons of points. While she lost to the then number one team in the league (and her brother) she still scored points kept it close until the end.
6. New York Conspiracy (10)
She had a hard luck loss in week one but pulled out a nice win in week two over the talented but seemingly lost OX Raw Dopemen. Personally, I think it’s bullshit that she got help from the commissioners last week just because she doesn’t have a computer. I know RoBry or Bowl wouldn’t give me a replacement for my starting QB if he was available and I was playing them. Whatever, she would have won anyway.
7. Da OX Raw Dopemen (6)
A loss to NYC isn’t too bad, she’s 4th in points scored! Right? Right?!?!?!
8. The Fighting Otters (9)
If you had drafted Dallas Clark over Byron Leftwich you would have won this week. Still I’m not real down on you because you scored some points. You could upset a team or two.
9. Who Dey? All Dey! (8)
WDAD ran into a buzz saw last week in Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers. They got trounced. The subject of this weeks Q&A thinks his team is pretty solid, but a bad loss is a bad loss. Gotta drop you a spot.
10. Boston Beagles (11)
Yeah, you won over a bad Dogcats team, but you still don’t score many points and that’s not a recipe for winning fantasy football.
11. Tiger Dogcats (10)
Yuck. 212 points in two weeks. Sickening. At least you’re not last.
12. Buddies Blankets (12)
Like the Sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Like the tides come up to the beach and recede back down to the depths. Like RoBry and Connor Miller scramble from their mothers basements to pick up players at 3am on a Tuesday morning; Buddies remains in last. I almost feel sorry for him… almost.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Week Two Picks
With week two on the horizon I will look to continue my fantasy pick dominance. I was 5-1 last week and would have been 6-0 if Da OX Raw didn’t shit the bed and get absolutely pwned by Insano Flex. Just goes to show, you should never agree with Buddies on anything. Anyway… PICKS!
Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V The Drew Brees Show (Best Matchup)
Sibling rivalry at it’s best. Both teams come off of wins where they simply out classed their opponents. This is a really close match up. Both teams were carried to victory by outstanding performances by their #1 Qb’s. I could see this going either way but I am going to step out on a limb and say that Brees edges out this match up.
Winner: The Drew Brees Show… by a hair.
Boston Beagles V Tiger DogCats (Most Boring anything)
Tied for second in the Snorlax division, this is an important game for both of these 0-1 teams. Despite the inter-conference impact, this game just feels boring. Both teams are relatively inactive and had a rough go of it in week one. Beagles has the better QB’s but DogCats has a slight edge in the skill positions.
Winner: Boston Beagles
Da OX Raw Dopemen V New York Conspiracy
Don’t look know but despite losing last week to The Drew Brees Show the New York Conspiracy really put up solid numbers last week. They are facing the preseason darlings in the Da OX Raw Dopemen who let down the world last week. Still I on talent alone, I gotta go Dopemen.
Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen
Buddies' Blankets V Touchdown My Pants
Buddies will be trying to come off of an embarrassing loss to the last ranked team in the league, while Touchdown looks to continue it’s success. Having already won a trade this week (he got Carson Palmer, clearly the best QB in Santa Margarita Catholic High School history) Touchdown seems to have the advantage here. Still something doesn’t feel right. Buddies pulls the upset.
Winner: Buddies Blankets
Insano Flex V The Fighting Otters
Insano Flex had the most impressive win in the league last week and I see them continuing on that success against the Fighting Leftwich.
Winner: Insano Flex
Who Dey? All Day! V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers (Worst Matchup)
After a nice victory over Buddies last week, Who Dey meets a buzz saw in the number two ranked team in the league. The Bashers won over an inferior opponent last week and I see them doing it again this week.
Winner: Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers.
Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V The Drew Brees Show (Best Matchup)
Sibling rivalry at it’s best. Both teams come off of wins where they simply out classed their opponents. This is a really close match up. Both teams were carried to victory by outstanding performances by their #1 Qb’s. I could see this going either way but I am going to step out on a limb and say that Brees edges out this match up.
Winner: The Drew Brees Show… by a hair.
Boston Beagles V Tiger DogCats (Most Boring anything)
Tied for second in the Snorlax division, this is an important game for both of these 0-1 teams. Despite the inter-conference impact, this game just feels boring. Both teams are relatively inactive and had a rough go of it in week one. Beagles has the better QB’s but DogCats has a slight edge in the skill positions.
Winner: Boston Beagles
Da OX Raw Dopemen V New York Conspiracy
Don’t look know but despite losing last week to The Drew Brees Show the New York Conspiracy really put up solid numbers last week. They are facing the preseason darlings in the Da OX Raw Dopemen who let down the world last week. Still I on talent alone, I gotta go Dopemen.
Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen
Buddies' Blankets V Touchdown My Pants
Buddies will be trying to come off of an embarrassing loss to the last ranked team in the league, while Touchdown looks to continue it’s success. Having already won a trade this week (he got Carson Palmer, clearly the best QB in Santa Margarita Catholic High School history) Touchdown seems to have the advantage here. Still something doesn’t feel right. Buddies pulls the upset.
Winner: Buddies Blankets
Insano Flex V The Fighting Otters
Insano Flex had the most impressive win in the league last week and I see them continuing on that success against the Fighting Leftwich.
Winner: Insano Flex
Who Dey? All Day! V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers (Worst Matchup)
After a nice victory over Buddies last week, Who Dey meets a buzz saw in the number two ranked team in the league. The Bashers won over an inferior opponent last week and I see them doing it again this week.
Winner: Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers.
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