Friday, October 2, 2009

The Leftwich Era of greatness is over!

It took a mere three weeks for the NFL to show Nick Frazier how stupid he was for taking Leftwich in the first non-keeper round of the RoBry League Draft. Alas he did not throw for 10,000 yard or 1,000,000 touchdowns. As a matter of fact he was so brutal that he went from being the starter to being the third string Qb on his team. Mr. Frazier, your failure at drafting has lead me to create a new award in your honor. I call it the “Frazier-Leftwich Award for Fucking Moronic Fantasy Football Moves” or BUDDIES for short. You truly have shown that you are worthless.

On to the picks and power poll.

Week 3 Picks

Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V Touchdown My Pants

An interesting match up has the number one ranked teams from the Mewtwo and Magneton divisions squaring off. While Touchdown is projected to win by nearly 40 points and has a slight edge over the Baboons in overall scoring, Montpelier is 3-0 and has shown no signs of slowing down.

Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies


Tiger Dog Cats V Who Dey? All Day!

Two teams coming off of surprising and impressive wins. The Dog Cats had been woeful in the two prior weeks however, while Who Dey had been average. Advantage Who Dey.

Winner: Who Dey? All Day!


Insano Flex V The Drew Brees Show

These two can really put up some points when all is going well, yet they are bothing coming off of pretty bad beats from a week ago. The Drew Brees Show lost to the terrible Otters though and only put up 112 points.

Winner: Insano Flex

Da OX Raw Dopemen V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers

Well so much for Sunbury rolling in last weeks game. The got a loss handed to them by the Tiger Dogcats, a terrible team. Meanwhile Da OX was busying hanging 171 on the board behind the arm of Matt Schaub. Schaub plays a week Oakland team this week so I got the Dopemen

Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen

The Fighting Otters V New York Conspiracy

NYC continues to put up points while The Fighting Otters don’t. The Otters are feeling good after last weeks loss and the fact that they no longer feature a Leftwich based offense but I don’t think they are a match for NYC, even if she only starts 14 players.

Winner: New York Conspiracy

Buddies Blankets V Boston Beagles

The battle of the B’s is set to be one of the least enjoyable games of the week. Boston has won a game this season which is more than you can say for Buddies.

Winner: Boston Beagles

POWER POLL

Here’s a quick one because I am tired, sick and don’t feel like being at a computer any longer.

1. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies


2. Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers


3. New York Conspiracy


4. Insano Flex


5. Da Ox Raw Dopemen


6. Who Dey? All Day!


7. Touchdown My Pants


8. The Drew Brees Show


9. The Fighting Otters


10. Tiger Dogcats


11. Boston Beagles


12. Buddies Blankets

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