The King has fallen!!!

This past week of the RoBry Football League wasn’t just the end of another week of fantasy football but rather the ending of an era. The great and tremendously feared Rob Bryant went through a week of fantasy sports that he hasn’t seen in quite some time. First, he fell violently in the championship round of The Real League Fantasy Baseball league. His team of misfits and failures finally played to their true level and he was soundly defeated. Secondly, Mr. Baboonsies was absolutely lambasted in last weeks football game by none other than the surprising Touchdown My Pants. The game was so out of control that RoBry was basically assured of defeat before the night game on Sunday.

What we can all hope is that this s the beginning of a trend rather than an aberration. See the Pink Baboonsies in a position of utter defeat is not only good for the team that they are playing but it is good for the league. It makes me believe in fairness, America, and God.


Picks:

New York Conspiracy V Touchdown My Pants

Maybe the match up of the year so far. The two highest scoring teams in the league and the teams ranked number one and two per the ESPN rankings. Both teams suffer from a few bye week issues. The Pants are missing Pierre Thomas, Vincent Jackson, and Antonio Gates. While NYC is missing out on Greg Jennings and a Kicker. I don’t think this game in doubt. New York by quite a bit.

Winner: New York Conspiracy


Buddies Blankets V Insano Flex

BUDDIES WON A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They lose to Insano Flex big. Back to the losing ways. Chad Ochocinco was a good move though. Not trading Ray Rice to me. BAD!

Winner: Insano Flex


Boston Beagles V Montpelier Pink Baboonsies

Good rebound game for the Baboonsies. The Beagles only have one win under their belt and have under performed pretty much every week. Baboonsies.

Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies

Da OX Raw Dopemen V Who Dey? All Day!

Who Dey is coming off of a bad beat where Jason Campbell fumbled the first play of the day and put them in a hole they couldn’t overcome. The Dopemen have now won two in a row and are starting to look like the team that we thought they would be from the start. Who dey is one of 4 teams not to score 600 points.

Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen

The Drew Brees Show V Tiger Dog Cats

The Brees Show started out the year really well hit a bump in the road but came back last week. The DogCats seem to be hitting their stride. Still I can’t hate on Brees, he runs shit.

Winner: The Drew Brees Show

The Fighting Otters V Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers

Nick Frazier’s weekly embarrassment takes the field against a team that has disappointed the last two weeks. This game has all the makings of terribleness. I’m going to go ahead and Jinx the Otters. Maybe Sunbury Bowls will show up this week.

Winner: The Fighting Otters



Week 5 Power Poll

1. New York Conspiracy

A girl in the top spot?!?!??! Eww. Well, it’s likely to stay that way for the time being. Her team is seemingly for real.

2. Da OX Raw Dopemen

Yeah, he’s 2-2 but he’s scored an impressive amount of points and it looking like the team we though he would be. Should get another win this week.

3. Touchdown My Pants

A win over the reigning champion and a jump in the rankings. A tough bit of the season ahead and a suddenly potent looking division should keep them on their toes.

4. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies

He lost badly last week but he still has history on his side. Should rebound nicely and continue to run his division.

5. The Drew Brees Show

Like New York, a quality team with a woman at the helm. The mind boggles. Drew Brees can win games by himself most weeks. He never hurts.


6. Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers

Get it together asshole. Stop losing to jokes when I pick you.

7. Insano Flex

Still don’t know what to think of this team. When they play well, they play really well. When they don’t, they really fucking don’t.


8. Tiger Dogcats

Talent is starting to overcome this team. They are not looking too bad. They maybe able to surprise their way into the playoffs.

9. Who Dey? All Day!

After an absolutely pathetic trade to rid themselves of Ocho Cinco this team is without talent. It makes me absolutely sick. Blaugh.


10. Boston Beagles

1-3 and can’t score that much. A below average team. They are who we thought they were.

11. The Fighting Otters.

With Leftwich gone this team as no leader, no top scorer, and no hope.

12. Buddies Blankets

He won but I don’t believe. Buddies continues to be a joke of a franchise. I want to see you crushed every week for my own personal satisfaction and so I can justify keeping you in this spot. Matt Redd is going to make it hard though.