Thursday, October 29, 2009

And... We're Back


After a two week drinking binge err absence the RFL PG has returned to a league that is much different than where we left it. Touchdown My Pants is reeling. Da Ox Raw Dopemen have assumed the status of the greatest fantasy team ever assembled. And Buddies Blankets is the worst team in the league! Ok, so things haven’t changed that much, but it’s been an interesting two weeks and it will be reflected in the power poll. What I would like to do before we get to that however is handout the official A Little Bit After Halfway Through The Season Awards! Handed out in order to recognize greatness or mock failure, these awards will surely be on you’re teams mantel place at the end of the year.

BIGGEST SURPRISE TEAM - Boston Beagles

He’s very quietly putting together a playoff run in what looks to be the most competitive division in the league. While on paper his team is not that impressive (outside of the QB position) they just continue to get it done.


BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT - The Fighting Otters/ Tigers Dogcats

The preseason number 5 in the power poll has done nothing at all this season. It’s getting kind of embarrassing. Plus, you were really slow in concrete football.

As for the DogCats; Yeah you’re 4-3 but you’ve done it by scoring the least points in the league BY FAR. Clearly you’ve just been lucky. I expect a down turn in the second half.

BEST IN SEASON TRADE - Buddies Blankets

Ronnie Brown, Chad Ochocinco, Matt Hasselbeck, and Chansi Stuckey for Delhome, Cotchery, Manningham, Jackson

SURPRISE! Buddies actually did something right in the absolute raping he put on Matt Redd by taking Ronnie Brown, Chad Ochocinco, Matt Hasselbeck, and Chansi Stuckey in exchange for basically nothing. The results clearly haven’t shown up in the standings as Buddies is 1-6, but he got two top players at their positions and a top 15-20 QB.

WORST IN SEASON TRADE - Touchdown My Pants

Andre Johnson for Cedric Benson, Braylon Edwards, and Nate Washington

Matt Redd’s role in the trade above was absolutely god awful but in terms of teams that have been most negatively affected by their trades this one ranks highest. In trading the best reciever in the league for one top of the line player and two wannabes the Pants are really hurting. They may have traded their way out of the playoffs…. FUCK!


THE ONE MAN TEAM AWARD - The Drew Brees Show

If Brees is on bye, or the Saints decide to run the ball… Forget about it. If Brees is on? God Damn, look out.

THE “THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE” AWARD - Da Ox Raw Dope Men and Sunbury Bowls Bashers

These teams both had their rocky starts but as the football season has reached full speed they are both hitting their stride and are my favorites to face each other in the championship.

WITH THE FIRST PICK IN THE 2010 DRAFT - Buddies Blankets

What more need be said?


POWER POLL

I’m just going to do an abbreviated power poll tonight I think, so here goes,


1. Da Ox Raw Dopemen

Holy Shit!

2. Sunbury Bowls Bashers

Andre Johnson, huh? He’s pretty good isn’t he?

3. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies

You’re pretty close to sucking badly. Get it together

4. Boston Beagles

Three wins in a row. Nice.

5. Touchdown My Pants

Two BAD losses in a row. Shitty

6. New York Conspiracy

Meh, 4-3 is good but what else is there?

7. The Drew Brees Show

Drew is sexy.

8. Tiger Dogcats

Score some points!

9. Who Dey? All Dey!

You’re close on my tail and will probably catch me. Asshole


10. Insano Flex

3-4 and losers of two in a row


11. The Fighting Otters.

What’s funny is I didn’t have to change this from last time.

12. Buddies Blankets

See #11


Ok, I’ve had enough for today. If you guys can think of any other awards you’d like to hand out, feel free. Time to go hit some beers and hand out some candy.

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