And... We're Back

After a two week drinking binge err absence the RFL PG has returned to a league that is much different than where we left it. Touchdown My Pants is reeling. Da Ox Raw Dopemen have assumed the status of the greatest fantasy team ever assembled. And Buddies Blankets is the worst team in the league! Ok, so things haven’t changed that much, but it’s been an interesting two weeks and it will be reflected in the power poll. What I would like to do before we get to that however is handout the official A Little Bit After Halfway Through The Season Awards! Handed out in order to recognize greatness or mock failure, these awards will surely be on you’re teams mantel place at the end of the year.

BIGGEST SURPRISE TEAM - Boston Beagles

He’s very quietly putting together a playoff run in what looks to be the most competitive division in the league. While on paper his team is not that impressive (outside of the QB position) they just continue to get it done.


BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT - The Fighting Otters/ Tigers Dogcats

The preseason number 5 in the power poll has done nothing at all this season. It’s getting kind of embarrassing. Plus, you were really slow in concrete football.

As for the DogCats; Yeah you’re 4-3 but you’ve done it by scoring the least points in the league BY FAR. Clearly you’ve just been lucky. I expect a down turn in the second half.

BEST IN SEASON TRADE - Buddies Blankets

Ronnie Brown, Chad Ochocinco, Matt Hasselbeck, and Chansi Stuckey for Delhome, Cotchery, Manningham, Jackson

SURPRISE! Buddies actually did something right in the absolute raping he put on Matt Redd by taking Ronnie Brown, Chad Ochocinco, Matt Hasselbeck, and Chansi Stuckey in exchange for basically nothing. The results clearly haven’t shown up in the standings as Buddies is 1-6, but he got two top players at their positions and a top 15-20 QB.

WORST IN SEASON TRADE - Touchdown My Pants

Andre Johnson for Cedric Benson, Braylon Edwards, and Nate Washington

Matt Redd’s role in the trade above was absolutely god awful but in terms of teams that have been most negatively affected by their trades this one ranks highest. In trading the best reciever in the league for one top of the line player and two wannabes the Pants are really hurting. They may have traded their way out of the playoffs…. FUCK!


THE ONE MAN TEAM AWARD - The Drew Brees Show

If Brees is on bye, or the Saints decide to run the ball… Forget about it. If Brees is on? God Damn, look out.

THE “THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE” AWARD - Da Ox Raw Dope Men and Sunbury Bowls Bashers

These teams both had their rocky starts but as the football season has reached full speed they are both hitting their stride and are my favorites to face each other in the championship.

WITH THE FIRST PICK IN THE 2010 DRAFT - Buddies Blankets

What more need be said?


POWER POLL

I’m just going to do an abbreviated power poll tonight I think, so here goes,


1. Da Ox Raw Dopemen

Holy Shit!

2. Sunbury Bowls Bashers

Andre Johnson, huh? He’s pretty good isn’t he?

3. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies

You’re pretty close to sucking badly. Get it together

4. Boston Beagles

Three wins in a row. Nice.

5. Touchdown My Pants

Two BAD losses in a row. Shitty

6. New York Conspiracy

Meh, 4-3 is good but what else is there?

7. The Drew Brees Show

Drew is sexy.

8. Tiger Dogcats

Score some points!

9. Who Dey? All Dey!

You’re close on my tail and will probably catch me. Asshole


10. Insano Flex

3-4 and losers of two in a row


11. The Fighting Otters.

What’s funny is I didn’t have to change this from last time.

12. Buddies Blankets

See #11


Ok, I’ve had enough for today. If you guys can think of any other awards you’d like to hand out, feel free. Time to go hit some beers and hand out some candy.

The King has fallen!!!

This past week of the RoBry Football League wasn’t just the end of another week of fantasy football but rather the ending of an era. The great and tremendously feared Rob Bryant went through a week of fantasy sports that he hasn’t seen in quite some time. First, he fell violently in the championship round of The Real League Fantasy Baseball league. His team of misfits and failures finally played to their true level and he was soundly defeated. Secondly, Mr. Baboonsies was absolutely lambasted in last weeks football game by none other than the surprising Touchdown My Pants. The game was so out of control that RoBry was basically assured of defeat before the night game on Sunday.

What we can all hope is that this s the beginning of a trend rather than an aberration. See the Pink Baboonsies in a position of utter defeat is not only good for the team that they are playing but it is good for the league. It makes me believe in fairness, America, and God.


Picks:

New York Conspiracy V Touchdown My Pants

Maybe the match up of the year so far. The two highest scoring teams in the league and the teams ranked number one and two per the ESPN rankings. Both teams suffer from a few bye week issues. The Pants are missing Pierre Thomas, Vincent Jackson, and Antonio Gates. While NYC is missing out on Greg Jennings and a Kicker. I don’t think this game in doubt. New York by quite a bit.

Winner: New York Conspiracy


Buddies Blankets V Insano Flex

BUDDIES WON A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They lose to Insano Flex big. Back to the losing ways. Chad Ochocinco was a good move though. Not trading Ray Rice to me. BAD!

Winner: Insano Flex


Boston Beagles V Montpelier Pink Baboonsies

Good rebound game for the Baboonsies. The Beagles only have one win under their belt and have under performed pretty much every week. Baboonsies.

Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies

Da OX Raw Dopemen V Who Dey? All Day!

Who Dey is coming off of a bad beat where Jason Campbell fumbled the first play of the day and put them in a hole they couldn’t overcome. The Dopemen have now won two in a row and are starting to look like the team that we thought they would be from the start. Who dey is one of 4 teams not to score 600 points.

Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen

The Drew Brees Show V Tiger Dog Cats

The Brees Show started out the year really well hit a bump in the road but came back last week. The DogCats seem to be hitting their stride. Still I can’t hate on Brees, he runs shit.

Winner: The Drew Brees Show

The Fighting Otters V Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers

Nick Frazier’s weekly embarrassment takes the field against a team that has disappointed the last two weeks. This game has all the makings of terribleness. I’m going to go ahead and Jinx the Otters. Maybe Sunbury Bowls will show up this week.

Winner: The Fighting Otters



Week 5 Power Poll

1. New York Conspiracy

A girl in the top spot?!?!??! Eww. Well, it’s likely to stay that way for the time being. Her team is seemingly for real.

2. Da OX Raw Dopemen

Yeah, he’s 2-2 but he’s scored an impressive amount of points and it looking like the team we though he would be. Should get another win this week.

3. Touchdown My Pants

A win over the reigning champion and a jump in the rankings. A tough bit of the season ahead and a suddenly potent looking division should keep them on their toes.

4. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies

He lost badly last week but he still has history on his side. Should rebound nicely and continue to run his division.

5. The Drew Brees Show

Like New York, a quality team with a woman at the helm. The mind boggles. Drew Brees can win games by himself most weeks. He never hurts.


6. Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers

Get it together asshole. Stop losing to jokes when I pick you.

7. Insano Flex

Still don’t know what to think of this team. When they play well, they play really well. When they don’t, they really fucking don’t.


8. Tiger Dogcats

Talent is starting to overcome this team. They are not looking too bad. They maybe able to surprise their way into the playoffs.

9. Who Dey? All Day!

After an absolutely pathetic trade to rid themselves of Ocho Cinco this team is without talent. It makes me absolutely sick. Blaugh.


10. Boston Beagles

1-3 and can’t score that much. A below average team. They are who we thought they were.

11. The Fighting Otters.

With Leftwich gone this team as no leader, no top scorer, and no hope.

12. Buddies Blankets

He won but I don’t believe. Buddies continues to be a joke of a franchise. I want to see you crushed every week for my own personal satisfaction and so I can justify keeping you in this spot. Matt Redd is going to make it hard though.

The Leftwich Era of greatness is over!

It took a mere three weeks for the NFL to show Nick Frazier how stupid he was for taking Leftwich in the first non-keeper round of the RoBry League Draft. Alas he did not throw for 10,000 yard or 1,000,000 touchdowns. As a matter of fact he was so brutal that he went from being the starter to being the third string Qb on his team. Mr. Frazier, your failure at drafting has lead me to create a new award in your honor. I call it the “Frazier-Leftwich Award for Fucking Moronic Fantasy Football Moves” or BUDDIES for short. You truly have shown that you are worthless.

On to the picks and power poll.

Week 3 Picks

Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V Touchdown My Pants

An interesting match up has the number one ranked teams from the Mewtwo and Magneton divisions squaring off. While Touchdown is projected to win by nearly 40 points and has a slight edge over the Baboons in overall scoring, Montpelier is 3-0 and has shown no signs of slowing down.

Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies


Tiger Dog Cats V Who Dey? All Day!

Two teams coming off of surprising and impressive wins. The Dog Cats had been woeful in the two prior weeks however, while Who Dey had been average. Advantage Who Dey.

Winner: Who Dey? All Day!


Insano Flex V The Drew Brees Show

These two can really put up some points when all is going well, yet they are bothing coming off of pretty bad beats from a week ago. The Drew Brees Show lost to the terrible Otters though and only put up 112 points.

Winner: Insano Flex

Da OX Raw Dopemen V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers

Well so much for Sunbury rolling in last weeks game. The got a loss handed to them by the Tiger Dogcats, a terrible team. Meanwhile Da OX was busying hanging 171 on the board behind the arm of Matt Schaub. Schaub plays a week Oakland team this week so I got the Dopemen

Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen

The Fighting Otters V New York Conspiracy

NYC continues to put up points while The Fighting Otters don’t. The Otters are feeling good after last weeks loss and the fact that they no longer feature a Leftwich based offense but I don’t think they are a match for NYC, even if she only starts 14 players.

Winner: New York Conspiracy

Buddies Blankets V Boston Beagles

The battle of the B’s is set to be one of the least enjoyable games of the week. Boston has won a game this season which is more than you can say for Buddies.

Winner: Boston Beagles

POWER POLL

Here’s a quick one because I am tired, sick and don’t feel like being at a computer any longer.

1. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies


2. Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers


3. New York Conspiracy


4. Insano Flex


5. Da Ox Raw Dopemen


6. Who Dey? All Day!


7. Touchdown My Pants


8. The Drew Brees Show


9. The Fighting Otters


10. Tiger Dogcats


11. Boston Beagles


12. Buddies Blankets