I almost forgot to make the picks. Here they are. Sorry I did them in a hurry. Peace
Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V Buddies Blankets
Buddies has out scored Robry but he’s also terrible.
Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
Da OX Raw Dopemen V Boston Beagles
The is the week Da Ox Raw finally gets a notch in the winning column. The Beagles are weak but coming off a win. Still, This shouldn’t be close.
Winner: Da Ox Raw Dopemen
Who Dey? All Day! V Touchdown My Pants
WDAD is coming off a brutal loss to Sunbury Bowls Bashers and is now 1-1. Touchdown hasn’t really played anyone but has put up some impressive numbers in the first two weeks. I would like Who Dey better if he kept Steve Smith instead of trading him for garbage.
Winner: Touchdown My Pants
Tiger Dogcats V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers
For the third week in a row Sunbury will face a terrible team. This might be the worst team in the league so the bashers should roll.
Winner: Sunbury Bowl's Bashers
Insano Flex V New York Conspiracy
Insano Flex has been perfect thus far and I don’t see that changing against NYC. If Chris Johnson goes off again it could be closer than some people think, however.
Winner: Insano Flex
The Drew Brees Show V The Fighting Otters
The Drew Brees show is coming off a tough loss to their sibling last week. They score points with the best of them however and face an unimpressive 0-2 Otters team. I like the Brees Show to get back to their winning ways.
Winner: The Drew Brees Show
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Matt Redd and Power Poll Week 2
Interview number two with this weeks guest, Matt Redd. If you would like to do an interview let me know and I can get some questions to you...
1. You were picked last in the preseason polls. How did that make you feel?
I don’t necessarily feel like that was right for you to think. I actually have a plan, and my players aren’t even bad. 3 of my WR’s are solid (Chad Ochocinco, Hines Ward, and Desean Jackson), I really like Ronnie Brown, and Mark Sanchez is proving he can win games and put up points (by throwing to my TE Dustin Keller). I don’t think that I am going to win this year, but I think I can be in the playoff hunt and certainly have a team for the future.
2. You have the same amount of Bengals (1) as you do Steelers on your team. Are you gay?
I am not gay, and it certainly isn’t my fault that I couldn’t get all the Bengals. Also, Hines Ward is solid, and with the weak schedule that the Steelers play, he is certainly worth having on my team (He averages over 1 touchdown a game vs. the Bengals and Browns)
3. What do you think of the league this year? Who are your favorites to win and who are the teams you think suck?
I really like the direction the league went in. I like the fact there are 4 divisions of 3 teams (12 teams is perfect for our setup). As far as my favorites go, it is hard to go against RoBry in the Mewtwo division and Bowl in the Smilax division. The other divisions are harder to predict, but I would go with Flex in the Jigglypuff division (seeing as how he has a 2 game lead over Connor), and honestly, I would have to go with the winner of Me and You in week 3 to win the Magneton division. Winning it all, I would have to go with Bowl this year. His team has it all!
4. Your team is ridiculously untalented outside of OchoCinco. How do you plan on compensating for that?
As I already answered a tad in question 1, I don’t think that my team is as untalented as everyone thinks they are. I have shown that the people I picked can score points and win games at the same time. My players have overall weak schedules, and that is why I picked them. And as Buddies knows, Peppers is good enough to win games by himself.
5. How much do you hate Buddies Blankets.
I don’t hate Buddies Blankets as much as I lead on. I just believe that you shouldn’t talk so much shit that you can’t back up. He already said he was going to win our division, but yet he is 0-2 and lost to both of us. Not going to happen this year Buddies, or any year for that matter the way you are going.
6. Laynce Nix and Adam Dunn walk into a bar and start drinking shots of Old Crow. Who passes out first?
I really think that it’s hard to bet against Adam Dunn. That man is all that is man, and there is no way he is going to lose any contest that involves drinking.
7. I see you have DT Jason Jones on your bench. Please describe the advantages of having a DT on your bench and explain how you had enough brain power to make it out of the third grade.
First of all, I barely made it out of the 3rd grade, and I don’t feel like I am alone by saying that. Second, the only reason I have Jason Jones and Seymour on my team was because Seymour didn’t report yet. I don’t have Jones on my team anymore because he did show up. You just looked at my team at the wrong time.
8. Mark Sanchez had a very nice start to his career. What do you see out of him this season?
Mark Sanchez has shone that he can get it done in the NFL. It certainly helps that his D gets it done on a regular basis too. He gets good field position and knows how to get to the end zone. I wanted to take him to have a QB for the future, and I got the job done there. He is going to have a great year, and should be a lock for Rookie of the Year.
9. It has been said (by your girlfriend) that you have Tig Ole Bittys. Explain.
It’s all about drinking all the time. That is mostly what it’s all about. Liquid Dope and constant Coors will do that to a man.
10. Multiple choice question. We are at a party. RoBry falls asleep at?
A. 5:30am
B. 3:00am
C. 11:00pm
D. Before anyone has even started drinking
I would have to certainly go with D on this one, and there isn’t anyone out there that would disagree. The Silverdome still doesn’t know what hit it, and it was one of the best nights that Rob ever slept through. My only problem with that was that I couldn’t find that damn White Castle.
11. Where do you finish in the league this year?
Honestly, I can see myself winning the division. I would give myself a 45% chance of winning it, giving you a 50% chance, and giving Buddies a 5% chance. If I don’t win the division, I see myself losing a tiebreaker to be just short of the playoffs just like last year. I won’t win it all, but I think my team is going in the right direction.
POWERPOLL WEEK 3
1. Sunbury Bowls Bashers (2)
After the week two battery of games Sunbury makes the jump from 2nd to 1st in the league. He’s had the two most consistent wins of any of the 2-0 teams and while the Bashers really haven’t played anyone they have put up points in bunches.
2. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies (1)
This team gets knocked down a spot in the power poll this week because of the unimpressive nature of their victories. Yes, they are 2-0 but they have put up only 300 points in those two wins. That’s good for 9th in the league and behind Buddies, gross. Oh, and Tony Romo just threw another interception.
3. Insano Flex (3)
Flex is starting to look like the real deal. They have scored the most points in the league and start four elite players. Trent Edwards has been money thus far. There are still questions with this team however and it wouldn’t surprise me to see them lay a dud every few weeks.
4. Touchdown My Pants (5)
This team has had a easy start to the season facing the Dogcats and the Buddies in back to back weeks. Luckily it stays relatively easy in week three with Who Dey? The addition of Carson Palmer could be a master stroke if he plays like he did last week for the whole year… except for the pick 6. They should be the favorites in the Magneton division.
5. The Drew Brees Show (4)
It’s starting to be seen that if a team has Drew Brees you can’t rank them very low. He puts up tons of points. While she lost to the then number one team in the league (and her brother) she still scored points kept it close until the end.
6. New York Conspiracy (10)
She had a hard luck loss in week one but pulled out a nice win in week two over the talented but seemingly lost OX Raw Dopemen. Personally, I think it’s bullshit that she got help from the commissioners last week just because she doesn’t have a computer. I know RoBry or Bowl wouldn’t give me a replacement for my starting QB if he was available and I was playing them. Whatever, she would have won anyway.
7. Da OX Raw Dopemen (6)
A loss to NYC isn’t too bad, she’s 4th in points scored! Right? Right?!?!?!
8. The Fighting Otters (9)
If you had drafted Dallas Clark over Byron Leftwich you would have won this week. Still I’m not real down on you because you scored some points. You could upset a team or two.
9. Who Dey? All Dey! (8)
WDAD ran into a buzz saw last week in Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers. They got trounced. The subject of this weeks Q&A thinks his team is pretty solid, but a bad loss is a bad loss. Gotta drop you a spot.
10. Boston Beagles (11)
Yeah, you won over a bad Dogcats team, but you still don’t score many points and that’s not a recipe for winning fantasy football.
11. Tiger Dogcats (10)
Yuck. 212 points in two weeks. Sickening. At least you’re not last.
12. Buddies Blankets (12)
Like the Sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Like the tides come up to the beach and recede back down to the depths. Like RoBry and Connor Miller scramble from their mothers basements to pick up players at 3am on a Tuesday morning; Buddies remains in last. I almost feel sorry for him… almost.
1. You were picked last in the preseason polls. How did that make you feel?
I don’t necessarily feel like that was right for you to think. I actually have a plan, and my players aren’t even bad. 3 of my WR’s are solid (Chad Ochocinco, Hines Ward, and Desean Jackson), I really like Ronnie Brown, and Mark Sanchez is proving he can win games and put up points (by throwing to my TE Dustin Keller). I don’t think that I am going to win this year, but I think I can be in the playoff hunt and certainly have a team for the future.
2. You have the same amount of Bengals (1) as you do Steelers on your team. Are you gay?
I am not gay, and it certainly isn’t my fault that I couldn’t get all the Bengals. Also, Hines Ward is solid, and with the weak schedule that the Steelers play, he is certainly worth having on my team (He averages over 1 touchdown a game vs. the Bengals and Browns)
3. What do you think of the league this year? Who are your favorites to win and who are the teams you think suck?
I really like the direction the league went in. I like the fact there are 4 divisions of 3 teams (12 teams is perfect for our setup). As far as my favorites go, it is hard to go against RoBry in the Mewtwo division and Bowl in the Smilax division. The other divisions are harder to predict, but I would go with Flex in the Jigglypuff division (seeing as how he has a 2 game lead over Connor), and honestly, I would have to go with the winner of Me and You in week 3 to win the Magneton division. Winning it all, I would have to go with Bowl this year. His team has it all!
4. Your team is ridiculously untalented outside of OchoCinco. How do you plan on compensating for that?
As I already answered a tad in question 1, I don’t think that my team is as untalented as everyone thinks they are. I have shown that the people I picked can score points and win games at the same time. My players have overall weak schedules, and that is why I picked them. And as Buddies knows, Peppers is good enough to win games by himself.
5. How much do you hate Buddies Blankets.
I don’t hate Buddies Blankets as much as I lead on. I just believe that you shouldn’t talk so much shit that you can’t back up. He already said he was going to win our division, but yet he is 0-2 and lost to both of us. Not going to happen this year Buddies, or any year for that matter the way you are going.
6. Laynce Nix and Adam Dunn walk into a bar and start drinking shots of Old Crow. Who passes out first?
I really think that it’s hard to bet against Adam Dunn. That man is all that is man, and there is no way he is going to lose any contest that involves drinking.
7. I see you have DT Jason Jones on your bench. Please describe the advantages of having a DT on your bench and explain how you had enough brain power to make it out of the third grade.
First of all, I barely made it out of the 3rd grade, and I don’t feel like I am alone by saying that. Second, the only reason I have Jason Jones and Seymour on my team was because Seymour didn’t report yet. I don’t have Jones on my team anymore because he did show up. You just looked at my team at the wrong time.
8. Mark Sanchez had a very nice start to his career. What do you see out of him this season?
Mark Sanchez has shone that he can get it done in the NFL. It certainly helps that his D gets it done on a regular basis too. He gets good field position and knows how to get to the end zone. I wanted to take him to have a QB for the future, and I got the job done there. He is going to have a great year, and should be a lock for Rookie of the Year.
9. It has been said (by your girlfriend) that you have Tig Ole Bittys. Explain.
It’s all about drinking all the time. That is mostly what it’s all about. Liquid Dope and constant Coors will do that to a man.
10. Multiple choice question. We are at a party. RoBry falls asleep at?
A. 5:30am
B. 3:00am
C. 11:00pm
D. Before anyone has even started drinking
I would have to certainly go with D on this one, and there isn’t anyone out there that would disagree. The Silverdome still doesn’t know what hit it, and it was one of the best nights that Rob ever slept through. My only problem with that was that I couldn’t find that damn White Castle.
11. Where do you finish in the league this year?
Honestly, I can see myself winning the division. I would give myself a 45% chance of winning it, giving you a 50% chance, and giving Buddies a 5% chance. If I don’t win the division, I see myself losing a tiebreaker to be just short of the playoffs just like last year. I won’t win it all, but I think my team is going in the right direction.
POWERPOLL WEEK 3
1. Sunbury Bowls Bashers (2)
After the week two battery of games Sunbury makes the jump from 2nd to 1st in the league. He’s had the two most consistent wins of any of the 2-0 teams and while the Bashers really haven’t played anyone they have put up points in bunches.
2. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies (1)
This team gets knocked down a spot in the power poll this week because of the unimpressive nature of their victories. Yes, they are 2-0 but they have put up only 300 points in those two wins. That’s good for 9th in the league and behind Buddies, gross. Oh, and Tony Romo just threw another interception.
3. Insano Flex (3)
Flex is starting to look like the real deal. They have scored the most points in the league and start four elite players. Trent Edwards has been money thus far. There are still questions with this team however and it wouldn’t surprise me to see them lay a dud every few weeks.
4. Touchdown My Pants (5)
This team has had a easy start to the season facing the Dogcats and the Buddies in back to back weeks. Luckily it stays relatively easy in week three with Who Dey? The addition of Carson Palmer could be a master stroke if he plays like he did last week for the whole year… except for the pick 6. They should be the favorites in the Magneton division.
5. The Drew Brees Show (4)
It’s starting to be seen that if a team has Drew Brees you can’t rank them very low. He puts up tons of points. While she lost to the then number one team in the league (and her brother) she still scored points kept it close until the end.
6. New York Conspiracy (10)
She had a hard luck loss in week one but pulled out a nice win in week two over the talented but seemingly lost OX Raw Dopemen. Personally, I think it’s bullshit that she got help from the commissioners last week just because she doesn’t have a computer. I know RoBry or Bowl wouldn’t give me a replacement for my starting QB if he was available and I was playing them. Whatever, she would have won anyway.
7. Da OX Raw Dopemen (6)
A loss to NYC isn’t too bad, she’s 4th in points scored! Right? Right?!?!?!
8. The Fighting Otters (9)
If you had drafted Dallas Clark over Byron Leftwich you would have won this week. Still I’m not real down on you because you scored some points. You could upset a team or two.
9. Who Dey? All Dey! (8)
WDAD ran into a buzz saw last week in Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers. They got trounced. The subject of this weeks Q&A thinks his team is pretty solid, but a bad loss is a bad loss. Gotta drop you a spot.
10. Boston Beagles (11)
Yeah, you won over a bad Dogcats team, but you still don’t score many points and that’s not a recipe for winning fantasy football.
11. Tiger Dogcats (10)
Yuck. 212 points in two weeks. Sickening. At least you’re not last.
12. Buddies Blankets (12)
Like the Sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Like the tides come up to the beach and recede back down to the depths. Like RoBry and Connor Miller scramble from their mothers basements to pick up players at 3am on a Tuesday morning; Buddies remains in last. I almost feel sorry for him… almost.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Week Two Picks
With week two on the horizon I will look to continue my fantasy pick dominance. I was 5-1 last week and would have been 6-0 if Da OX Raw didn’t shit the bed and get absolutely pwned by Insano Flex. Just goes to show, you should never agree with Buddies on anything. Anyway… PICKS!
Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V The Drew Brees Show (Best Matchup)
Sibling rivalry at it’s best. Both teams come off of wins where they simply out classed their opponents. This is a really close match up. Both teams were carried to victory by outstanding performances by their #1 Qb’s. I could see this going either way but I am going to step out on a limb and say that Brees edges out this match up.
Winner: The Drew Brees Show… by a hair.
Boston Beagles V Tiger DogCats (Most Boring anything)
Tied for second in the Snorlax division, this is an important game for both of these 0-1 teams. Despite the inter-conference impact, this game just feels boring. Both teams are relatively inactive and had a rough go of it in week one. Beagles has the better QB’s but DogCats has a slight edge in the skill positions.
Winner: Boston Beagles
Da OX Raw Dopemen V New York Conspiracy
Don’t look know but despite losing last week to The Drew Brees Show the New York Conspiracy really put up solid numbers last week. They are facing the preseason darlings in the Da OX Raw Dopemen who let down the world last week. Still I on talent alone, I gotta go Dopemen.
Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen
Buddies' Blankets V Touchdown My Pants
Buddies will be trying to come off of an embarrassing loss to the last ranked team in the league, while Touchdown looks to continue it’s success. Having already won a trade this week (he got Carson Palmer, clearly the best QB in Santa Margarita Catholic High School history) Touchdown seems to have the advantage here. Still something doesn’t feel right. Buddies pulls the upset.
Winner: Buddies Blankets
Insano Flex V The Fighting Otters
Insano Flex had the most impressive win in the league last week and I see them continuing on that success against the Fighting Leftwich.
Winner: Insano Flex
Who Dey? All Day! V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers (Worst Matchup)
After a nice victory over Buddies last week, Who Dey meets a buzz saw in the number two ranked team in the league. The Bashers won over an inferior opponent last week and I see them doing it again this week.
Winner: Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers.
Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V The Drew Brees Show (Best Matchup)
Sibling rivalry at it’s best. Both teams come off of wins where they simply out classed their opponents. This is a really close match up. Both teams were carried to victory by outstanding performances by their #1 Qb’s. I could see this going either way but I am going to step out on a limb and say that Brees edges out this match up.
Winner: The Drew Brees Show… by a hair.
Boston Beagles V Tiger DogCats (Most Boring anything)
Tied for second in the Snorlax division, this is an important game for both of these 0-1 teams. Despite the inter-conference impact, this game just feels boring. Both teams are relatively inactive and had a rough go of it in week one. Beagles has the better QB’s but DogCats has a slight edge in the skill positions.
Winner: Boston Beagles
Da OX Raw Dopemen V New York Conspiracy
Don’t look know but despite losing last week to The Drew Brees Show the New York Conspiracy really put up solid numbers last week. They are facing the preseason darlings in the Da OX Raw Dopemen who let down the world last week. Still I on talent alone, I gotta go Dopemen.
Winner: Da OX Raw Dopemen
Buddies' Blankets V Touchdown My Pants
Buddies will be trying to come off of an embarrassing loss to the last ranked team in the league, while Touchdown looks to continue it’s success. Having already won a trade this week (he got Carson Palmer, clearly the best QB in Santa Margarita Catholic High School history) Touchdown seems to have the advantage here. Still something doesn’t feel right. Buddies pulls the upset.
Winner: Buddies Blankets
Insano Flex V The Fighting Otters
Insano Flex had the most impressive win in the league last week and I see them continuing on that success against the Fighting Leftwich.
Winner: Insano Flex
Who Dey? All Day! V Sunbury Bowl's Bashers (Worst Matchup)
After a nice victory over Buddies last week, Who Dey meets a buzz saw in the number two ranked team in the league. The Bashers won over an inferior opponent last week and I see them doing it again this week.
Winner: Sunbury Bowl’s Bashers.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Week One Power Poll
From The Dopemen being butt fucked up and down the field by Insano Flex to the Baboonsies reestablising their greatness and the lowest ranked team pulling off an inter-conferance upset an Week One in the RFL has come to a close and it's time to update the power poll. 
1. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies (2)
Well this is a familiar thing, huh? RoBry back on top. With a solid win over The Fighting Otters, Robry jumps back to the top of the league and doesn't look to have any weaknesses. Romo, MJD, and Roy Williams looks strong and the team looks to have room for improvement. Why do all of you worthless fuckers let him get away with this?
2. Sunbury Bowls Bashers (4)
The Bashers crushed the Beagles this week is an outcome that was completely expected. Led by Matt Ryan, Reggie Wayne and Santonio Holmes on offense they put up the third most points of any team this week. The number two spot is deserved.
3. Insano Flex (8)
Mad respect to this team as it jumps from eighth to third. They absolutely killed the preseason number one in the Dopemen and didn't even look back. Like a I said in my first power poll, this team has some elite players and when they are playing well Flex looks to be pretty tough.
4. The Drew Brees Show (7)
After a hot and heavy all female xxx battle with New York Conspiracy, the Drew Brees Show jumps up three spots to number four. They scored more than all but one team and they have the best QB in the game. Plus, they won the title in the female division. YAY!
1. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies (2)
Well this is a familiar thing, huh? RoBry back on top. With a solid win over The Fighting Otters, Robry jumps back to the top of the league and doesn't look to have any weaknesses. Romo, MJD, and Roy Williams looks strong and the team looks to have room for improvement. Why do all of you worthless fuckers let him get away with this?
2. Sunbury Bowls Bashers (4)
The Bashers crushed the Beagles this week is an outcome that was completely expected. Led by Matt Ryan, Reggie Wayne and Santonio Holmes on offense they put up the third most points of any team this week. The number two spot is deserved.
3. Insano Flex (8)
Mad respect to this team as it jumps from eighth to third. They absolutely killed the preseason number one in the Dopemen and didn't even look back. Like a I said in my first power poll, this team has some elite players and when they are playing well Flex looks to be pretty tough.
4. The Drew Brees Show (7)
After a hot and heavy all female xxx battle with New York Conspiracy, the Drew Brees Show jumps up three spots to number four. They scored more than all but one team and they have the best QB in the game. Plus, they won the title in the female division. YAY!
5. Touchdown My Pants (6)
Without much fanfare or style this team just plain put up points last week. They beat the preseason number three team very handily and showed that with improvement from some key positions they can compete in this league.
Ewww. You scored fewer points than any other team. You didn't start a defensive end, corner, or punter. Anthony Gonzalez is now hurt. I had great faith in you to be a top notch team in this league. You have not lived up to your end of the bargain. You're lucky to be ranked this high for making me look bad. Asshole.
7. Tiger Dog Cats (3)
The team looks nice on paper but they just didn't get it done on the field. I see better things coming for them in the future but LT is hurt, Heyward Bey looked bad, and the defense is pretty suspect. I see a middle of the pack team.
8. Who Dey? All Dey! (12)
Congrats! You beat Kevin in fantasy football. That's like beating Zach in a drinking contest. Still a nice win gets you a jump in the rankings. Keep it up Dunners.
9. The Fighting Otters (5)
How's Leftwich look now? Bitch.
10. New York Conspiracy (11)
Lost to another girl but put up some serious points. McNabb going down doesn't help you, and neither does being related to Kevin. I still think your team is pretty ok. You could bounce back and do some damage.
11. Boston Beagles. (10)
I pretty much knew this would happen. A team without an owner loses to one of the better owners in the league. Get involved, mix it up! Don’t let Kevin pass you!
12. Buddies Blankets (9)
I knew I was being generous when I ranked you number nine, but Rob was all like “dude, he has an ok team.” Man was he wrong. That being said you did score some points and will probably beat me this week because of all the shit I am talking. I might keep you here though. Just because you deserve it.
There’s the power poll. The picks for next week will probably come out on Friday or Saturday. I was 5-1 last week so pay attention and you’ll probably know if you are going to win or lose. I am still trying to get some questions together for Matt Redd. I suck at doing things though so whatever.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Week 1 Picks
I figured the start of the season was tonight so I better get some week one picks in, so lets jump right to it.
Sunbury Bowl's Bashers v Boston Beagles
This could actually be a pretty intriguing match up. The Beagles have two top flight quarterbacks in Warner and Rodgers and their wide outs aren't terrible. However they face a team that is pretty damn tough once you look past the QBs. The WRs are four deep and Steven Jackson is a premier fantasy back, something the Beagles lack.
Winner: Sunbury Bowl's Bashers
Insano Flex v Da Ox Raw Dopeman - LEAST INTRIGUING MATCH UP
I can pretty much guarantee that Da Ox will come out of this week 1-0. They far and away out class Insano Flex at nearly every position. Insano Flex might have an advantage at TE, but that aint enough to win
Winner: Da Ox in a landslide
Who Dey? All Day! v Buddies Blankets
In a Magneton inter-conference battle, we see two of the less competent teams match up. Who Dey?'s line up is probably the worst in the league (see preseason power poll) and Buddies doesn't know how to pick up a free agent without immediately dropping him for another one. Still something about this match up makes me thinks the underdog will pull it out. I got Who Dey?
Winner: Who Dey? All Day! (I hate you so much Buddies)
The Fighting Otters v Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
This is a rather close match up in my undisputed opinion. The Otters are better overall at QB and RB, and close to equal at wide out. That being said, it's hard to pick against the defending champ in week one. While I think RoBry is balls as a human being, he can play some fantasy.
Winner: YOURTEAMNAMEISFUCKINGGAY
Maggie Roush v Kahle Bryant
It's two girls playing fantasy football... Hmmmm. Maggie got up from her chair and walked behind Kahle's chair, sliding her hands down Kahle's shirt and cupping the over stuffed breast that was still heaving from the tirade! "Let me help you relax, boss," offered Maggie! As many times as she had held them, Maggie was still mesmerized by the heft and firmness of such a large bust, and under her expert hand, the already hard nipples strained even harder to poke through the thin cloth..... Uhhhh. yeah. Fun stuff.
Winner: Kahle Bryant
Sunbury Bowl's Bashers v Boston Beagles
This could actually be a pretty intriguing match up. The Beagles have two top flight quarterbacks in Warner and Rodgers and their wide outs aren't terrible. However they face a team that is pretty damn tough once you look past the QBs. The WRs are four deep and Steven Jackson is a premier fantasy back, something the Beagles lack.
Winner: Sunbury Bowl's Bashers
Insano Flex v Da Ox Raw Dopeman - LEAST INTRIGUING MATCH UP
I can pretty much guarantee that Da Ox will come out of this week 1-0. They far and away out class Insano Flex at nearly every position. Insano Flex might have an advantage at TE, but that aint enough to win
Winner: Da Ox in a landslide
Who Dey? All Day! v Buddies Blankets
In a Magneton inter-conference battle, we see two of the less competent teams match up. Who Dey?'s line up is probably the worst in the league (see preseason power poll) and Buddies doesn't know how to pick up a free agent without immediately dropping him for another one. Still something about this match up makes me thinks the underdog will pull it out. I got Who Dey?
Winner: Who Dey? All Day! (I hate you so much Buddies)
The Fighting Otters v Montpelier Pink Baboonsies
This is a rather close match up in my undisputed opinion. The Otters are better overall at QB and RB, and close to equal at wide out. That being said, it's hard to pick against the defending champ in week one. While I think RoBry is balls as a human being, he can play some fantasy.
Winner: YOURTEAMNAMEISFUCKINGGAY
Maggie Roush v Kahle Bryant
It's two girls playing fantasy football... Hmmmm. Maggie got up from her chair and walked behind Kahle's chair, sliding her hands down Kahle's shirt and cupping the over stuffed breast that was still heaving from the tirade! "Let me help you relax, boss," offered Maggie! As many times as she had held them, Maggie was still mesmerized by the heft and firmness of such a large bust, and under her expert hand, the already hard nipples strained even harder to poke through the thin cloth..... Uhhhh. yeah. Fun stuff.
Winner: Kahle Bryant
Tiger DogCats v Touchdown My Pants - MOST INTRIGING MATCH UP
This is the closest match up of week one. Both teams QBs are mediocre but, the DogCats have above average RBs and solid WRs. While My Pants features one top 5 running back and a very good receiving group. I think the match ups make the difference in this game and My Pants seems to have better ones on paper, despite the fact that he has to start LJ against Baltimore.
Winner: Touchdown My Pants (im fucked)
So there are the week one picks. Sorry for the lack of activity on the blog. I just moved and have real things going on in my life. I'll try and get my questions typed up for the next interview this weekend and hopefully we can get going. As always if you would like to post anything hit me up and I can put it on here. Peace
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