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With nothing really truly noteworthy happening last week, I think I’ll just jump right into the picks and power poll.

Montpelier Pink Baboonsies V New York Conspiracy

The Baboonsies put an end to the Da Ox Raw Dopemen’s monumental run last week and they look to continue their luck against a team that has been pretty damn pathetic the last couple of weeks. Looks like whomever was managing the conspiracy decided to quit because they sat Chris Johnson last week. Way to make it tough for the opponent.

Winner: Montpelier Pink Baboonsies


Boston Beagles V The Drew Brees Show

Two 3-5 teams square off in a pretty interesting matchup of quarterbacks. The Brees Show obviously has Drew Brees who is probably the most valuable fantasy player at his position from week to week, while the Beagles feature Aaron Rodgers and the volatile Kurt Warner. I think the Beagles have the stronger supporting cast and The Brees Show was one of few teams this year to not surpass the 100 point mark last week. That’s bad.

Winner: Boston Beagles

Da OX Raw Dopemen V Buddies Blankets

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I’m pretty sure Buddies will be mathematically eliminated after this loss. He’s been eliminated to me for weeks prior.

Winner: Da Ox Raw Dopemen


Sunbury Bowl Bashers V Touchdown My Pants

This game is a tease. The only match up of the week featuring two winning teams, one would think that it looks to be a promising game. When one looks closer however it’s quite apparent that the Bashers outclass My Pants at nearly every position. This game should be one sided and the Bashers will continue their playoff run.

Winner: Sunbury Bowl Bashers


Tiger Dog Cats V The Fighting Otters

The Dogcats have the better record but that is very misleading. They are the only team in the league not to have scored 1000 points. They have allowed the least amount of points in the league as well but I don’t see them outscoring the Otters this week

Winner: The Fighting Otters


Who Dey? All Day! V Insano Flex

Insano Flex is getting killed by the Bye and their team has been struggling a bit in the last three weeks. Who Dey has a full roster of players and the advantage.

Winner: Who Dey? All Day!



POWER POLL

1. Sunbury Bowls Bashers

Best record in the league and the most well rounded team. This number one ranking has been earned.

2. Da Ox Raw Dopemen

I don’t really care that you lost last week, you can still score points in bunches and may be the most dangerous team in the league any given week.

3. Montpelier Pink Baboonsies

You won, but you talked shit about last weeks post, you stay in the same spot… How’s that for credibility.

4. Boston Beagles

The Beagles are Hot Hot Hot. But they are winning pretty ugly.

5. Touchdown My Pants

Beat a down Drew Brees team. Really after the top three teams everyone is pretty mediocre.

6. Insano Flex

Peyton Manning is keeping your team afloat. Him and Peterson are all you got.

7. New York Conspiracy

4-4 somehow. I expect a big downswing.

8. Tiger Dogcats

You still need to score some fucking points.

9. Who Dey? All Dey!

I feel a bit better after last week. I don’t understand how you can possibly be carrying exactly zero bengals on your team. What a fucking insult.

10. The Drew Brees Show

It’s not looking good with the Saints liking the run a little bit more every week.

11. The Fighting Otters.

These Otters sure don’t seem to have much fight in them. I don’t know how you have three wins.

12. Buddies Blankets

I think I deserve an award for knowing that you suck from the very start of the season. I’m happy I play you again.

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That’s all I got. If anyone has any suggestions as to what I should right about, or if you have any contributions. Lemme know. Peace